Just like the neighborhood church gets your grandmas last hot titty sweat soaked dollar, expect people to give you theirs. Attracts money, you’ll notice how your money lasts longer between pay days. Brings good luck to gamblers. Helps remind people to pay back what’s owed, or watch their money run dry. Helps sweeten your tongue to make it easy and painless to say “no.” Helps keep the law away, so yes, your plug boyfriend needs it.
necklace not included.